noodles-and-tea:

When you wake up early to water your spouse’s crops (they literally have a sprinkler)

matrixdragon:

disgruntledexplainer:

that-catholic-shinobi:

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

the daughter of the embodiment of darkness which ate the original sun and moon and almost ate the devil.

That’s not important. What is important is that it was a danger to Mister Frodo.

spellbooking:

snowberry-pie:

snowberry-pie:

what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people

friendship beam. explode

redbuddi:

drfaustusmd:

ALT

kosmogrl:

nelsaqift:

you’ll never guess what i watched recently

nelsaqift:

dimple says cyberbullying is okay and in fact encouraged

mobstuffy:

haverdoodles:

prince of the gate indeed ✨

— wyll as regé-jean page in that one pic posted by Valc0_ on twitter

edit: just to clarify the clothing is PHOTOBASHED i only edited colours and shape a bit!! tysm to everyone who thought i did paint it tho waahh thats really flattering 🧡